The Daily Me - The Smoking Gut

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1) How Badly Do You Want This Job? (Take Your Time. Answer Truthfully.)
An Open Letter To Open Letter Writers:

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Sincerely,
Me
As Long As The Cat Isn't Constructing An IED Or Playing Anti-American Tunes On The Piano
Don't Doubt The Drought
Making Himself Totally IrreLevant
No, Doing The Right Thing Is Simple
Convincing Your Base That It IS The Right Thing To Do Is Complicated
The Operation Was A Success, But The Middle East Died
Pay Attention To What's NOT On The List
Showdown In Doh! Town
Welcome To Canada
Sorry For The Inconvenience
When All Else Fails, Point Seven Works Wonders
Where Is Frank Capra When You Need Him?